What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.

Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.

Make Nazis afraid again!

Sky's Courtney Vandersloot tears right ACL, will miss rest of season after leaving loss to Fever early - Yahoo Sports

And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.

Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

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Feature: 11 Games With 'Secret' Performance Bumps You Should Revisit On Switch 2 - Nintendo Life

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …

A rare shark is seeking refuge in Miami's Biscayne Bay. Here's why scientists just spent 8 years tracking it - BBC Wildlife Magazine

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.

Eius sequi culpa animi quod delectus deleniti deserunt.

Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.

Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)

How do you identify a woman player?

Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.

Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.

Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!

You guys are talking about having sex with dogs. I heard a news man was trying to have sex with a female dog and got stuck inside. Is that possible? How does it feel inside a dog’s vagina?

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!

Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.

Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.

What is the appeal of vampire stories and why are they popular in various forms of media?

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.

Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.

This crab emits light from its forehead, and scientists have tried to figure out why. - Farmingdale Observer

Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!

Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority

Why am I attracted to older men?

Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?

In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

At least until the peyote kicks in ...

Hailee Steinfeld & Josh Allen marry in west coast ceremony - Buffalo Rumblings

And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

Marijuana makes Jesus cry!

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

Helen Hunt on why she's rejecting Hollywood beauty standards - USA Today

Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!